UPDATE: Blood pressure 140/95...gurgle

Ooh, I smell desperation. There is a story circulating ye old internet right now about a girl that was mugged, beaten, and then scarred as her attacker (guess what a young, black man!) carved a B into her face. Supposedly, this started as a simple ATM robbery. When the alleged assailant saw her McCain sticker, he decided to teach her a lesson and make her a Barack Obama supporter.

Here’s the picture of the alleged victim.


Hmmm. Uh, why is the B backwards? If someone were holding her down and carving (more like scratching) a letter into her face, wouldn’t he write it forward?

Anyone seen Mean Girls? There’s a scene where Karen (the super dumb one) is staring in the mirror putting rhinestones on her chest for prom. In the mirror, it looks like a perfect K, but when she turns around, the K is backwards. Now, I am not going to write this off completely, but hell, even the Pittsburgh police department is listing this as an unsubstantiated case. I think this very stupid girl decided to try to drum up some publicity for John McCain while, at the same time, using the classic crime deflection tactic of blaming a black man. She scratched this into her face looking in the mirror, all the while thinking how clever she is.

Let’s examine what we know so far.

She claims the robbery happened when she went to take money out of the ATM. ATM security footage shows no attack. (This lady needs to watch more CSI or possibly Murder by Numbers with Sandra Bullock. ATM footage plays heavily into that film).

She refused medical attention.

Her reports to police are inconsistent. In her second interview, she claimed she was sexually assaulted. She neglected to say that in her first interview.

A knife would have done way more damage or at least broken the skin.

THE B IS BACKWARDS!!!

Hilarious that this comes on the heel of John Murtha catching hell for saying Western Pennsylvania is still undeniably racist. Way to prove him right.

UPDATE!

Yeah, the bitch made it up. Now, of course, it is because of her mental illness. CNN has yet to put this up on the front page. Bastards. I hope they throw the book at this girl.