A more gentlemanlike manner
Of course it would take a British news site to point out why I am so obsessed with Ron and Hermione in the Harry Potter books.
“Herminone and Ron have been the Lizzie Bennett and Mr. Darcy of Hogwarts for several volumes of the seven-volume series.”
Duh! Or as they say in England, Dur! It is all so clear now.
That being said, J.K. Rowling, do what you wish with Harry Potter, but leave Ron and Hermione alone. Harry Potter is the chosen one and bound, in prophecy, to Lord Voldemort. Ron and Hermione are simply kids who chose a particular car on the train on their first year that got them embroiled in all this scandal. They don’t deserve to die; they deserve to bicker and fuck till the end of their days. End Transmission.
*edit* Gentlemanlike- one word, got it. Deep-seated, who knew?
*edit* The cake looked delicious.
3 comments:
the bickerfuck kids...sounds like a new website
Yeah. It's gotten too boring simply collecting email addresses. The truly wasteful future will involving collecting and trading domain names like so many electronic pokemon cards.
Pee-ka-chewwww!
Speaking of unnecessary domain names, the definition for bicker is a petulant quarrel, which sounds like a domain name in and of itself. Although, I could use a Harry Potter fan site to really cement my role as "Resol Eht, the loser." Oh ho, an anagram, I'm really going for gusto today!
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