Would you stand up and walk out on me?

There is a delicious little fluffy rumor floating around the internet about Osama (or is it Usama?) bin Laden’s apparent obsession with Whitney Houston. A poet/novelist who also claims to have been Osama’s sex slave is saying that he was obsessed with Whitney Houston and wanted to marry her. This interesting bit of gossip also states that Osama also threatened to kill Bobby Brown. Now, not that it makes up for 9/11, but…

Actually, the part of the story I find interesting is where they talk about Osama’s favorite western TV shows, MacGyver, Miami Vice and, inexplicably, The Wonder Years. Now, the first two shows seem like the type of shows that any crazed, insanely rich, terrorist mastermind would enjoy, but The Wonder Years? I find it hard to believe that anyone who watched Kevin and Winnie grow and change and love would still think that America (at least America circa 1960) was full of infidels.