I want a pumpkin demon to do my bidding!

The title of this post tells you all you need to know about a guy watching Disney’s Cinderella. We watched it last night, after roasting some marshmallows over our fire bowl and drinking some wine (and spitting the wine into the fire bowl, while saying ‘Nel nome del Padre e del Figlio e dello Spirito Santo, amen’ and pretending to stoke the fires of hell).

I feel bad that I have already lost interest in the posting, mostly because I have nothing interesting to say. Seeing as Villi went to all the trouble of buying a domain for me and drawing little nachos with jalapeño feet, I should really try a little harder and quit being such a pussy.

I think I’m going to go to my room and think about what I’ve done.