Not if you're going to insult me

I'm not much of a farmer. Last year we managed basil, zucchini, and pumpkin. Amidst all the great depression talk of the recent days, I wonder if next year we have to grow a garden out of necessity. If I have to survive off my green thumb, I am worried for the future.

It is very strange. I should probably stock up on fabric and thread so I can make my own clothes next year. I'd really like to get a pattern for the FLDS dresses.