The bimbo with the baby

This morning I woke up and stumbled into the bathroom. With my eyes still a little squinty from sleep, I looked in the the mirror and saw an uncanny resemblance to Vigo from Ghostbusters II. Gah. When did I get so old and scary looking?

A few days ago, at work, I had mixed up some raspberry ice Crystal Light in my Nalgene knock-off. It looked a peculiar color. When asked what it was, I muttered, "the blood of virgins, to keep me young." Now, I'm wondering where I can score some.